Yo!!! man!!!!welcome to the M and J show!!!! no la

jus kiddin only la

so, i tink u all know abt the thingy tat we performed in the talent show hoh....

tat wan is nothin wan la

.....jus anyhow caome up with one plan..

then anyhow do can already loh.....

heheh....actually also got some help frm mazeen la.....i forgot to tell u all the answer of wat is M and J show..

the answer is the Mazeen n Jonkit's show!!!!

welll, u might just tink its pretty lame havin a name like tis....

me tooo...no offence, mazeen....

haha, jus kiddin too!!!!oh well, time sure flies when u are havin fun.....

i... tink u all dun know wat im talkin abt.....

neve mind abt tat la.....

bb

In me cousins house

today hong jun stay at me house....wa liao..
damn fun of the oppisite....
well...so now i am at xiaoyins house posting tis thingy la...
(xiaoyin is actually xiao bhudda)
then after i reach here than i go downstairs and DABIAN the cheese fries...
O man!! Actually i wanna rite DABAO not DABIAN,...sorry...pai seh
then after tat we got o the xiaoyins secret place to eat loh
wa liao eh!!! there is damn de cool man!!!! there SOO windy sia...
alot of fun tings to do there also la....dan xiaoyin go and tear the plastic bag and then put n the floor...sia la!!!the small pieces of plastic bags fly round and round like a tornado leh...until so high
then after we at then we come back to xiaoyins house...
then we play play awhile la...then xiaoyin wanna dismantle the nokia NSeries
well...tis is the end of my presentation ...goodbye!!!
BIG NEWS: HONKG JUN LIKES PRISCILLA

Whew, so long neve write in me blog liao...wonder wat to write 2day.
hmm,how abt lets play a game...
we start punching each other in the face!!
the one with the last tooth wins!!!
......ermmm.....i tink all of u readers tink im very bo liao and lame rite..
i tink so too..sorry
well...lets change the topic...how abt...
lets talk abt me.
hello!!me name is Quek Jon Kit....which u all already know..
and i like to shit...
OMG...i said it wrongly...hehe
i mean i like to EAT....
sorry(Whisper)
i also like to get eaten by animals and so on and so on...
wait a minute...i m sorry...again....i was goin to say i like to eat animals...
OMG!!! wat is happening to me?!!
i keep saying the wrong things....
MAN!!i suc like hell!
sorry, al the vegetarian readers out there....
i was goin to say that i lke to SEEE and WATCH animals moving aroundd..
I AM REALLY SORRY...
(This is a note frm the editor: You see...i tink ALL of u readers out there probably did not notice something abt this post....i did not write a title..so lets have a challenge...i wan u readers 2 help me pick a title...hehe..
write it in me tagboard...) I AM SO SORRY......AGAIN ..BB

National day celebration(NDC)

2day is the NDC day...ummm...how 2 explain...
neve mind...so i reached scool....i went to the hall
but no body there...so i tot all of them in the class....
then i went there..so tjer they are..safe and sound!!!
wait a minute..i am talkin like thare my family(which they are not)
lets seee....lets start at the hall...
so, when i reached the hall...i sat with the shaw and th eothers...
then thw mr tay damn funny lo...he weny up the stage and say, all those kinds of funny tings la
almost laugh until i cry...almost...so dun go around tellin people tat i cry...
ehrmm..after tat we all stand up and sind the national song...marikitaya...
than after tat we say the pledge...we the citizens of singapore, pledge ourselves to always poop on others,
and always say good things to others also, of the oppisite...
lets skip tis part and go on..then the teachers started toACt in the middle of the performance...
they sing, they dance and do all sorts of funny stuff.
the most funny part is when mr abe act as sir stamford raffles and ms tan as fahrquar..
he say to ms tan' this island is so good...blabla..tat part redevelope....thaT PART ALSO REDEVELPOED...tat also redevelop...''
until the ms tan fainted...not reallt faint la...
so after tat the chinese dance....than malay..then the mostmostnostmost borin is the indian dance hahas..
the sun and the wind..dunno wat the hell they talkin......
2 day also saw the person i like...but..canot tell...uhhh nice try but canot tell...but i tink some of u already know...but keep it down..dun be busybody....hahs got 2 go now...see ya..i wouldnt wanna be ya!!!!

Best day of me life!!!

2day in the morning i eat the udon...ummm...how to describe...very delicious???
SO...after tat i go to the scool...which is ther borin part.
SO...lets skip the scool part...and get on with after scool.
SO...i mean...THEN...the fun part beginnss...MUAHAHAHAHA!!! erhmm..
1st, me n ihzha, wait outside the scool loh..actually we waitin 4 the faris la...
ihzhas 'fcriend or should i say fiend..
i dun wan hoim ta come so i say...lets go...
ihzha still wanna wait 4 the girlfriend shermaine...
(psst...later he scold me)
so when we come home...we go and play the wii...
we play then we go swimming...anyhow spRAY..cause we wanna get wet
sortt of...
okay..after tat.....i go 4 the violin lesson...
after tat...me and myself sit on the chair n watch tv with myself
until now then i typin...again
THE END

Very Dull Day ( VDD )

2day me wake up in the mornin like normal loh,, then after tat go 4 the music lesson, tat 1 damn borin...and i mean very...So after tat i go with me darlin mum and stubborn sis to the food court to eat la....eat me favourite food,,handmade noodle. eat until hole head perpiring le.....until now u read tis u wilkl tink ver bored rite, so i call this the ( VDD )...after tat , i need to go home 4 tuition loh. Tat part very xibei borin loh... then neve mind leh...me friend hoh..the hong jun i all him so many times ask him to come to me hus to play then he neve answer the phone....hai...then me hole day very borin loh...after tat i stay at me hus 4 awhile then me cousin, alice come liao...i go outside to pick her n me grandma and me baby cousin...thaen we go swimmin lo...tata wan is the fun wan la...but after finish ,,,again ther borin time come...so when i come home tata time frm the swimmin i saw me mum not there...so i go play maplestory loh frm 5.00 to 7.00 likr tat then we go out to have dinner...me ahma then call and saty she wanna come and visit me dad...cause he after have heart op wat....then when they talkin then i play the maplestory also loh.....then after thay go home than i now at here typin tis loh,...i gotta go liao bye bye

The 'Lucky' Headphone

Once, there was a lucky headphone which was actually spoilt. But the owner, who was a sycho, did not know that and whenever he used it it made him very lucky. On this very day, the owner walked to the shopping mall with his headphone in his ear. He was also a soldier, so at that time, his officer called (The officer really disliked the sycho). He said that the shopping mall that he was headed to was taken over by a terrorist, Mas Selamat. The sycho immediately ran to the shopping mall, but it was too late, he saw Mas Selamat taking a woman hostage leading to the roof. His officer called again...he said, "Do move out of the building, friend and i repeat, do not rescue the hostage."The sycho said ok and ran to save the hostage, and unfortunately, he was killed by Mas Selamat with a Ak-47. Actually the sycho used his headphone to answer the call from his officer and he only heard from the headphone, "Friend, rescue the hostage."